Veckans GAS-sketch: Hundra Ollar för en Stig (Knuts version)

Veckans GAS-sketch: "En riktig fuling"

Veckans GAS-sketch: "Månen sänder stilla ut sitt ljus"

Veckans GAS-sketch: "Pappa jag vill ha en italienare"

Månadens Chuck Norris

Bibelns originaltitel var "Chuck Norris och hans vänner".

My Love For Evermore

I'd like to pack this in, and take you to the stars

We'll eat at fancy restaurants and drive in fancy cars

We tried our luck, we made a buck, so lean back have some fun.

(Oh yes my love, but first just this last one.)

We stood on this cliff in a starless night

I held your hand in my mine...

So stand by me with all your heart

I need you by my side

Over the river is cold and black

And the bottom is a long way down

(another one, going underground...)

Why can't we cut the ropes and let that poor fool go.

(Don't you go getting weak on me, not when i need you so.)

We stood on this cliff in a starless night

I held your hand in my mine...

so stand by me with all your heart

I need you by my side

(Dont lose your step, now we're almost there

go wash Your face, and comb your hair

So trust me now, believe in me

forever more your love, you have pledged to me.)

We stood on this cliff in a starless night

I held your hand in my mine...

So stand by me with all your heart

I need you by my side

We'll stay at home and call this day our own

Listen to a record and watch a candle burn

I'm feeling kind of drowsy

There's blood on the floor.

And when I'm gone you still will have my love forevermore

My Love, Forevermore

Ojoojoj