I won´t be home for christmas

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Outside the carolers start to sing
 I can´t describe the joy they bring
 Cause joy is something they don´t bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
 It´s Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
 Wondering how much of my time they´ll waste
 Oh God I hate these Satan´s helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

 It´s Christmas time again
 It´s time to be nice to the people you can´t stand all year
 I´m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
 If you don´t wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

 Well I guess it´s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

 And even though the jail didn´t have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

 It´s Christmas time again
 It´s time to be nice to the people you can´t stand all year
 I´m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
 If you don´t wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas
 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won´t be home
 I won´t be home for Christmas