Got Me A Beard

I had a girl

And actual girlfriend yeah

She asked me

to trim back my face hair

But nobody ever tells me to shave (tells me to shave)

So I dumped her

I dumped her a straight away

Cause I'm bearded, and that's how it's going to stay

I let it grow

Sometimes it annoyed me

Sometimes it itched

and girls would avoid me

But whenever I looked at a bearded man (a bearded man)

It made me feel glad and I stuck to to plans (stuck to the plans)

I kept my beard

And that's when I met you

You said "nice beard"

How could I forget you

As soon as I saw you I suddenly knew (suddenly knew)

That you liked me for my beard and I liked yours too (I like yours too)

And I

I got a beard

And you helped me groom it

I got a beard

I'm so glad you approve it yeah

I got a beard (Got me a beard)

Oh I got (got me a beard)

Yes I got a beard (got me a beard)